poems to butts

guys in tight pants
what a sight to behold
walk past me please
let me get a good look

I submitted a pic... did you get it?
Anonymous

my first butt submission: a haiku

a blurry booty

it looks so round and squishy

lemme be the bae

If I submit a butt pic, you don't post that to your blog, right?
Anonymous

I’ll only post butt pics that say I can (☆^O^☆) otherwise I’ll just write a poem about the booty

I would like
some soft hairy man butt
all up in my face

I don’t want a relationship,
I just want to spoon.
Let my ass be a pillow
for your boner.

is uhhhh... that your butt?
Anonymous

???

2 lazy 2 write poems, here the fat booty game is fairly strong.

2 lazy 2 write poems, here the fat booty game is fairly strong.

carissasbierd:

happy valentines day may it bring you lots of bang maids

carissasbierd:

happy valentines day may it bring you lots of bang maids

no one has sent me butt pics on here and I’m sad how dare you.

i count the days 

since my butt has been touched,

23 days is too long.